I hate you, Bike Thief.

Yesterday I was just thinking about how thankful I was for finding and buying such a great bike last week. It was perfect: Silver, Specialized brand, super comfortable and easy to ride, and it fit me as if it was custom made for me.

And it just so happens that between last night when I locked my bike in my apartment building and this morning, SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE!

Here is a little bit of what I'm feeling like right now:

From now on I'm going to use a U-lock, cord lock, chain lock, and maybe hire a buff body guard and some aggressive guard dogs to protect my bike. That's right, bike thief - you won't get away with this ever again (on my bike, at least).